“I don’t have to fuck a cracker, do I?”
No, Zach, you don’t. #TEAMTRISCUIT
Instead of Stuff White People Like, shouldn't this be tagged Stuff White People Are?
Or is that just RACISS?
Or is that just RACISS?
We are what we eat.
Or something like that.
Accepting Nominations for the Great Cracker War.
There will be blood. There will be salt. There will be various grains.
Now accepting nominations for the Big Cracker Bracket. Email your nominations to crackerwars@satoripathway.org NOW.
Two #1 seeds set so far: Triscuit and Wheat Thins. There can be only one.
Tournament size and length will depend largely on response and whether or not I get bored of this mini-meme by tomorrow.
